maddy (themadone) wrote,

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Day 1 - your current relationship; if single discuss how single life is.

I'm guessing "I'm single - it sucks like a terminal chest wound" is probably not enough of an answer is it? Or at least not in keeping with the aim of this 30 day challenge.

I guess if I have to say anything about being single, is that it's a bit like that scene in The Matrix where Cypher is sat in the restaurant talking to Agent Smith and eating steak. In that in a lot of ways, I wish I didn't know what I was missing and that I could just be plugged back in to The Matrix and forget about the Real World.

Just to heap insult upon injury, my ability to recall stuff is getting pretty hazy too (woohoo - old age & senility), which I guess is understandable given how long it's been since I last saw any action. But knowing the memories exist seems to be enough to bug me.

*staples hand to forehead* Won't someone just put me out of my misery? ;)

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