Avast ye scurvy bilgerats and listen carefully to my tale of adventure of the high sea.
My recent voyage has been long and hard. We encountered many a hazard and took on much water. Arrrr! But the captain and first mate are fine men and under their grand leadership, we pulled through.
It being a Thursday, it was my turn in the galley and I served up a fine feast of spagbol which the ship's comely wench tucked into. Then we made in for port and visited the Jolly Roger inn where much carousing and wenching was to be had! Arr! It twas good a night and we soon staggered back to the boat.