Well tonight wasn't a total disaster. I managed to stagger home and make it back OK without dropping my mobile. On the other hand I have decided that it's probably a good thing I'm single cos I'm far too dangerous. I'm just incapable of showing affection. And when I try, I just screw it up. I can understand being crap at kissing - it's been at least 10 years since I last had a decent attempt, but now I can't even manage a simple hug?
And yes, I do realise that posting this kind of thing when I'm tired, depressed and under the effects of booze probably means that what I'm writing is a load of bollocks, but it's how I'm feeling at the moment. So you can get all angry and shout as much as you like at me - it's not going to cheer me up.