Apparently amazon have shipped my recent order, but the people who've delivered it had given it to some random neighbour who I've never met before. Unfortunately having no idea who this neighbour is, I've got no way of knowing how or when I can get the parcel off them. Tried already and they weren't in. Bloody irritating. Why they couldn't have just taken it to the local office so I could collect it later, I don't know.
I've no idea what I'm watching, but there is this crazy program on telly where they have a couple comparing themselves to pictures of people in the looks department and then getting cash if the audience agree with them. The girl said that she was definitely better looking than one of the pictures and then was gutted when the audience totally disagreed. I'll be surprised if they get much cash at the end.
[EDIT:] Apparently it's called "Your Face or Mine". Sounds more like a show about oral sex ;)
Now they're comparing each other with people invited into the studio. Doing badly so far. I guess they're sucking up to each other.